Humorous Dr. Seuss Quotes For Everyday Conversation

I love the rhythm of Dr. Seuss books. For whatever reason, I was never a fan of the illustrations, but feeling those rhymes roll off my tongue is fun for me even as an adult. In honor of Theodor Geisel’s birthday on March 2nd, let’s look at a day of family life using humorous Dr. Seuss quotes for everyday conversation.

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Today you are you! That is truer than true!

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.

And this mess is so big and so deep and so tall. We can not pick it up. There is no way at all!

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow was another one.

Dr. Seuss for moms. Everyday conversations in #momlife!

Humorous Dr. Seuss Quotes for Random Occasions

For the next time you’re ordering fish and chips

Fetch me the finest French-fried freshest fish that Finney fries!
Oh, Say Can You Say?

When you’re telling your kids important stuff while they ignore you

There are so many things that you really should know. And that’s why I’m bothering telling you so.
Oh Say Can You Say?

Your husband is banging on the bathroom door to tell you you’re late to the thing you don’t want to go to

I’ll stay here, not budging! I can and I will if it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!
The Sneetches and Other Stories

You want to wake up your teenager on Saturday morning (especially when it’s not her birthday)

Wake Up! For today is your Day of all Days!

It’s your Day of all Days! It’s the Best of the Best!
So don’t waste a minute!
Hop to it!
Get dressed!

Then, out of the water! Sing loud while you dry!
Sing loud, “I am lucky!” Sing loud, “I am I!”
Happy Birthday To You!

When you tell your kids to fold laundry

Kid, you’ll move mountains!
Oh, the Places You’ll Go!

Anytime anyone is being unreasonable

You’ll get all that you want. You just write out your list.
Everyone has an Octember First list.
Please Try to Remember the First of Octember

Favorite Dr. Seuss Books

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